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Joke of the Day
"Doctor Doctor I think I'm an adder Great can you help me with my accounts then please!"
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"What do you call an Italian without arms A speech impediment!"
"Hey girl , are you interested in boning pasta? Because I can f u silli."
"*baby takes first step* wow took you long enough"
"Sorry, sarcasm falls out of my mouth, like stupidity falls out of yours."
"What is a Mexican's favorite bookstore? Borders"
"I can't find a reason to vote for the (D) or (R) candidate for President, and now Libertarian Gary Johnson's campaign slogan, 'Feel the Johnson' just rubs me the wrong way."
"Why did the dog wear white sneakers ? Because his boots were at the menders !"
"I'm always frank with my sexual partners I don't want them knowing my real name."