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Joke of the Day

"How do you take the letter ""F"" out of the word ""WAY"" ? There is no F in way."

"Wanna see a joke? Look at your dick"

"If life gives you melons You might be dyslexic."

"The woman who injected her 8-year old with Botox for beauty pageants has lost custody... The child didn't look surprised..."

"Why didn't the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie? He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand."

"I always make sure I have a single male friend Because he comes in handy."

"Haloween is over, but i just saw a group of people dressed up as the ghosts of the Cone Heads."

"I was really angry when my wife tried to sue me for impotence But luckily they couldn't make it stand up in court"

"Doctor doctor I'm having difficulty sleeping. Doctor: Well maybe it's your bed. Oh I'm all right at night it's in the day I have problems."

"Yo mama is so dumb..... That she shakes her baby when she reads the orange juice label."