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Joke of the Day

"Bought an elephant for my friends So I bought my friends an elephant for their room. They said ""Thank you."" I said ""Don't mention it."""

"So a dyslexic man walks into a bra..."

"Grandpa died having sex. His past words were ""Oh God I'm coming!"""

"What do you call the iron-stealing, oxygen-depleting metalloproteins that lurk in the red blood cells of all vertebrates? Hemogoblins."

"[william shakespeare as an 8yo] dad: bedtime william: dost thou not... dad: [interrupting] STOP TALKING LIKE THAT!"

"If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get? mistletoe"

"What do you get when someone sexts you? Naughtyfications"

"I need a joke for my boss I need a clean, clean languaged jokes."

"Bound by notifications, we are the Fellowship of the Ding."

"Level of drunkenness: fed the ATM pizza."