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Joke of the Day

"You ever been to the strip club on that ice planet? I heard it's pretty Hoth"

"If there's one thing I've learnt in life it's to stay clothed during sensitive conversations."

"Got an IPad from my black friend... And it runs faster."

"My really jacked friend shockingly ran out of protein powder today. He told me and I was like, No Whey"

"I am really good at making jokes. Title."

"When people say they work like a dog, I look at mine and think they must mean they just lay around all day and poop wherever they feel like."

"What do goats do on election day? Voat. co"

"Probably a lot of horses sitting on couches today talking about how they could have ""gone Derby"" if they hadn't gotten hurt in college."

"In college a dirty $20 bill tried to have sex with me. I didn't have a condom so I declined because you never want to get Financial AIDS."

"I shit so hard.... .... If it was an abortion it would be illegal"