192002

Joke of the Day

"My ex was an absolute treasure. By treasure, I mean you will need a map and a shovel to find her."

"I must have a great body... Everyone keeps saying ""What an ass"" as soon as I walk away."

"My co-worker said he's bleeding out of his ear. ""That time of the month?"" I replied. He's not amused."

"What's the difference between a folk singer and a pepperoni pizza? A pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of five."

"I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger... Then it hit me."

"nsfw: For the first time in a nominee debate, we know who has the largest penis."

"Why are there no elderly people in Africa? They all die when they turn aidy."

"why can't a bike stand on its own its two tired."

"Have you heard about the new up and coming racially biased dice game? They're calling it nazi"

"*A group of cannibals eating a pie* This is amazing, what did you do different? ""Well, I used fresh Barry's"""