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Joke of the Day

"*A group of cannibals eating a pie* This is amazing, what did you do different? ""Well, I used fresh Barry's"""

"Yes, life is meaningless, but some of the food is decent."

"My friend told me he had the body of a Greek god. I had to explain to him that Buddha is not Greek."

"TENS OF PEOPLE DIE EVERY YEAR FROM TIGER ATTACKS! JOIN THE MOVEMENT! #Tony2012"

"Why are there commercials for milk? Who still doesn't know about milk?"

"What did they say about the burger who went skiing for the first time? How the meaty have fallen!"

"On the bright side of the election There hasn't been a presidential assassination in a while."

"A ball boy has been sacked from the world cup after saying to Wayne Rooney, ""You can fuck off if you think I'm going looking for that one. """

"What would George Washington do if he were alive right now? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin."

"YO MAMA SO FAT! Yo mama so fat, that when she went skydiving over Iraq, isis thought America dropped a nuke."