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Joke of the Day

"My co-worker said he's bleeding out of his ear. ""That time of the month?"" I replied. He's not amused."

"Christmas song Single bells, Single bells. Single all the way. My crush said let's be friends. Friendzone all the way !!"

"How Long is a Chinese name. It's not a question."

"Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said ""So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses."""

"Worst Joke Ever Two whales are sitting in a bar and one whale says ""eeeyyoooo eeeeyyy yyeeooo oooyyy ooeeeee"" and the other whale says ""Shut up Steve, you're drunk."""

"Hey, I may not look like much right now, but believe me, in the morning I'll look even worse."

"Q: What do college students and deer have in common? A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights."

"My mate needed a bit of help building his clock. So I gave him a hand."

"Alanis Morissette: It's like 10000 spoons when all you need is a knife. Spoons R Us clerk: Ma'am, nobody asked you to shop here."

"The only thing worse than sitting down on a cold toilet seat is sitting down on a warm toilet seat."