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Joke of the Day

"I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger... Then it hit me."

"""We need a solid plan to defeat ISIS."" Galaxy Note 7: I have an idea"

"She's so ugly that when a wasp stings her it shuts its eyes."

"-Trump's top agenda for his first 100 days in office : make everyone use ""bigly"" in conversations so he doesn't look like a fool for being the only one who uses this word ."

"Which UK party will the sleeping pigs be voting for in May? The Lay-Boar Party."

"What do you call a really nice retard? A sweet potato"

"I went to the library and asked if they had any books on Schrodinger's cat and Pavlov's dog. The librarian said that they may or may not have it, but that it rings a bell."

"What does /r/funny and /r/jokes have in common? I laugh at neither of them."

"Did you hear about the Afghan Rastafarian? He was stoned."

"""Are you pro gay?"" he asked. ""Amateur at best,"" I replied"