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Joke of the Day
"Why are there no elderly people in Africa? They all die when they turn aidy."
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"How Long is a Chinese name ..."
"Why wouldn't the man dance? His pants had no ballroom."
"What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 300 degrees in the oven."
"A horse walks into a bar... ...and the bartender says ""Heeeeyeyeyeyey, why the looooong face?"" And the horse replies ""Because the guy telling the joke that I'm starring in has bad...comic...*timing.*"""
"I'm Phoenician, as in, ""Nobody better stop me from Phoenician all of these donuts."""
"Why didn't Beethoven sell his house? He put it up Fur Elise!"
"How about a baseball cap that says ""BALD"", so you can cover your gross bald head, but when you take it off no one is surprised/disappointed?"
"What do you get when you cross Ebola and Tourette Syndrome?"
"Why does nobody laugh at zombie-Peter Pan's jokes? He always tells them with a dead Pan face."