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Joke of the Day
"why can't a bike stand on its own its two tired."
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"What's large, grey, and doesn't matter? An irrelephant."
"If attacked by a pack of clowns.... Go for the juggler."
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"Titanic sank 103 years ago... ...making it the only thing your mom didn't go down on! Hi-YO!"