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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard about the new up and coming racially biased dice game? They're calling it nazi"
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"A woman went to the doctor, who examined her. He said, You have a bad back. The woman said, I want a second opinion. The doctor said, All right! You're ugly as well."
"What do you call a black-white-black-white.... What do you call a black-white-black-white-black? A nun falling off the stairs!! A really old one there."
"How do feminists screw in a lightbulb? By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!"
"Teen: Your outfit is on fleek! Me: (confused) Yeah well your MOM is on fleek. Teen: (smiles) Thank you! Me: God damn it."
"If you are talking to me and I appear as if I'm attentively listening, I'm probably just silently correcting your grammar in my head."
"Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? You would too if your name was ""ARGHAGHRRAH!"""
"What do you get hanging from orange trees? Sore arms."
"So I was nailing my girl from behind ... After we were done she turns to me and says. ""my friends tell me you are a pedophile."" To which I reply ""That is an awfully big word for a 10 year old"""
"My first anal was like getting my first car I didn't wanted it m,but dad gave it to me anyway"