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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a folk singer and a pepperoni pizza? A pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of five."

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"I had sex with a girl in an apple orchard, I came in cider."
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"Are you a Popsicle stand? ...Because I kind of want to blow you"
"Flight to Vegas...guy in front of me has a bouquet made up of dollar bills. Pro Tip: That stripper will never marry you bro."
"Hi, my name's Ray. I'll be drawing your blood today as soon as I finish this Capri Sun. *misses hole 4 times then punches straw through bag*"
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