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Joke of the Day

"I hate it when people ask me where I'll be in 5 years. I don't have 2020 vision."

"Loyalty Test... Wife buys 12 underwears of same color for hubby.. Hubby- Why same color sweetheart. people will think I never change my underwear. Wife- Which people Total silence..."

"Recreational drugs? No thanks, I went pro years ago."

"Why did Moe finally decide to kill of Homer Simpson's son? he realized he was a Bartender"

"What's green and german? Snotzis."

"Tim Howard has been America's best goalkeeper since Sylvester Stallone in 1945."

"Who was the chicken's favorite composer? Bach!"

"Did you hear the one about Phillip Hughes? He was the first Australian to die of a bowler."

"What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor? That's no gouda"

"The best part of Pitbull is he yells out ""MR WORLDWIDE!,"" at the beginning of each of his songs, giving you ample time to change the station"