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Joke of the Day
"Diplomacy is the art of sending someone to hell in the way that they are looking forward to it."
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"What's the darkest joke you know? No limits who can disgust me the most? Best part of fucking 21 year olds? Theres 20 of them"
"An atheist, a crossfitter, a vegan and a vaper all walk into a bar I know because they all let me know 12 times in our 3 minute conversation"
"Hispanic magician: ""I will disappear on the count of three. Ready? Uno, dos"" *poof* And just like that he vanished without a tres"
"Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand? So she could moan with the other XD"
"Why did the punk cross the road? He was safety-pinned to the chicken."
"Eve: I got an Apple. Adam: ... Eve: ... Adam: ... Eve: What? Adam: I thought we'd decided on Android. Eve: The serpent said this was better."
"I thought a drone was the sound women make when you're trying to watch the game?"
"Sign at funeral home: ALL SALES FINAL"
"How to be rich for the rest of your life... Legally change your name to ""Rich"""