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Joke of the Day

"Son: ""Mom, Dad... I'm gay"" Mom: *staring at dad Dad: *clenches fists Mom: ...don't! Dad: *sweats profusely Mom: Dad: HI GAY, I'M DAD"

"Q: Why did the farmer call his pig ""Ink""? A: Because it was always running out of the pen."

"I'm the first to review a series of roads that have no left turns ... ... it's alright."

"Trump to Implement Specific Insurance Plan He wants to have a toupee-er system."

"What does a frog that can read say? Reddit...reddit..."

"The reason your car won't go over 60 in the city is because you haven't yelled ""HOLD ON!"" yet."

"How does NASA organize their Christmas party? They planet"

"My microwave broke. So, we're finding innovative alternatives. Did y'all know the surface on top of the oven heats up, too? Honest to God."

"I love how the Ninja Turtles wear masks to hide their identity. It's not like you're a giant turtle or anything."

"What's the difference between snowmen and snow women? Snow balls"