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Joke of the Day

"I had to check my printer because I thought I heard music coming from it. It was the paper jamming."

"Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine? To cover up his bald spot."

"Why doesn't Ellen have a cooking segment? She's always eating out"

"An ironic joke walks into a bar, orders a beer, and sits down Bartender says hey! We're straight talkers here... no irony allowed. Ironic joke says well that's fine then, because I just want a beer."

"Wanna hear a dyslexic joke? Knock there who's knock?"

"I love you dude, but im not ""In Prison"" with you."

"I saw a Mexican fighting Jared Fogel I finally saw Alien vs Predator"

"I think I've found the cure for AIDS. It was in the bathroom cabinet after all."

"Every girl wants to be swept off her feet. It's when you put her in the trunk that she starts to freak out."

"How many ears does Mr. Spock have? Three. One left ear, one right ear, and a Final Front-ear."