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Joke of the Day

"Q: What did the left eye say to the right eye? A: Just between you and me, something smells down there."

"What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common? They both slowly remove clogs. I'll see myself out... Hey, at least it was original. Thanks for the gold !"

"If I can't stand on a counter top display at Home Depot and shit in the sink then we are truly living in a fascist society."

"The best thing about Facebook is learning about all the 19-year-olds that miss the 80s."

"Two guys are fighting, who should get the last painkiller? If it is a regular fight, give the painkiller to the loser. If it is a fight to the death, the winner gets the painkiller."

"How come Noah didn't just slap those two mosquitoes?"

"If you don't have anything nice to say, say it sarcastically."

"I like to write all my death threat letters in Comic Sans. I find it lightens the mood."

"What planet smells the worst? Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it."

"Why do gods eat swiss cheese? Because its holy"