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Joke of the Day

"What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl? I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!"

"A terrorist made a post on reddit... Then he said ""Well, I'm gonna see how's that gonna blow up in a few hours"""

"How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? They Take The Psycho Path"

"What did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other unemployed cancer cell? Let's get Jobs. Found in the comments of a /r/til post by /u/laurelwraith"

"Hillary sucks But not like Monica"

"My daughter complained we were out of snacks so I lifted the couch cushions."

"A masochist and a sadist are having rough sex. Masochist: ""Hurt me! Hurt me!"" Sadist: ""No."""

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Banzai Barbie ...a small tree cut into a shape that vaguely resembles Barbie"

"I don't think we should call them ""bills."" Because Bill is a man's name and bills are fee mail."

"Never correct my son when he calls Kanye West, ""Kenny West."""