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Joke of the Day
"My mate Dave's just got back from his third tour of Afghanistan. Hardest bloody bus driver I know."
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"My Ebola outbreak brings the CDC to the yard and they're like, sir that's just irritable bowel syndrome."
"Halloween = Candy, Thanksgiving = Food, Christmas = Gifts, New Years = Drinks, Valentines = Sex, Birthdays = ALL OF THE ABOVE"
"It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs. They take things literally."
"My neighbors are organizing something called a ""fun run"". This shit never happened when I lived in my car."
"What's red and white and screams when you shake it? A skinned baby in a bag of salt."
"Why do girls wear perfume and makeup? Because they're ugly and they smell bad"
"What do you call the deaf man with no limbs? Whatever you want."
"You know the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? The hooker can wash their crack and sell it again"
"How are women like condoms? They spend 99% of their time in your wallet, and the other 1% on your dick."