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Joke of the Day

"You know the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? The hooker can wash their crack and sell it again"

"I bought my friend an elephant for his room He said: ""Thank you."" I said: ""Don't mention it."""

"I wish I was a pepper So I could be jalapeno business"

"I know that I have an attitude problem But I just don't care"

"Got drunk and did my taxes, i am getting back 1 zillion dollars, 2 slaves, and somehow the state of Rhode Island, this can't be right."

"Breathing heavily, she asked me what I can give her. Me: ""I'll give you a hint, it starts with a D"" Her: ""Oh yess, I can't wait!"" Me: ""That's right, get ready for some disappointment!"""

"What goes around the world yet stays in the corner? Stamp"

"What kind of floor do dinosaurs' bathrooms have? Rep-tiles."

"If at first you don't succeed... Well, there goes your skydiving career."

"How does a woman take care of her asshole? She packs him a lunch and sends him to work."