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Joke of the Day
"Why do girls wear perfume and makeup? Because they're ugly and they smell bad"
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"Apple just announced a 20-year plan to develop technology that actually allows grid-like manual organization of Home screen app icons."
"I think my brother is addicted to huffing paint. It's written all over his face."
"Why did the atoms cross the road? It was time to split."
"Why is it so hard to explain metaphors to a kleptomaniac? Because they always take things... Literally"
"My girlfriend started eating my ass during foreplay last night, She asked ""Have you taken a shower today?"" And I said ""What's a shower got to do with my asshole?"""
"What is evil and ugly and goes at 125 mph? A witch in a high speed train."
"What did the blind man say when he passed the fish market? 'Hi girls!'"
"Just saw a commercial for weight gainer pills. Have the people with this ""problem"" not heard of pizza and alcohol?"
"[planning for wedding] i found us a remote location ""Omg where?"" *points to fanny pack stapled to wall above TV* The remote goes there now"