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Joke of the Day

"My dad made this joke after finding out he needed surgery for potential rectal cancer. Well at least no one can call me a complete asshole anymore!"

"Christian epileptics don't appreciate when you tell them ""Jesus is the reason for the seizin"""

"Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack ? Because they can only count to 3."

"the worst part about a shark eating your legs off is when you realise your wallet was in your pocket"

"What do you call a rich male redhead? A Gingerbread Man. I'll just close the door behind me..."

"Why did 10 die? He was stuck in the middle of 9/11."

"""I'm so stoked!"" -An excited fireplace"

"Two medical students are about to witness an autopsy for the first time... One asks the other, ""What do you think it'll be like?"" The other student shrugs and says, ""Remains to be seen""."

"Apple recently created a more child-friendly iTouch. It's called the iTouch-Kids."

"Interviewer: Give an example of a difficult scenario &how you handled it. Me: I poured a bowl of cereal, but had no milk. I used ice cream."