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Joke of the Day

"My dad made this joke after finding out he needed surgery for potential rectal cancer. Well at least no one can call me a complete asshole anymore!"

"Today, a feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships. Apparantly 'in HD' was not the right answer."

"What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds? Brexit"

"Lion King joke Q: Why is Simba an orphan? A: Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff"

"The best joke on reddit (OC)"

"Nothing says ""I'm single"" like a string cheese wrapper in the bathroom trash can."

"A Chinese man goes to the eye doctor And the doctor says ""you have a cataract"" The Chinese man replys ""no I have a Rinkin continental"" Stolen from Gilbert Gottfried."

"Did you hear the joke about a feminist? That isn't funny."

"""Don't be shy!"" -people who don't understand how genetically determined character traits work"

"What grows on the World Wide Web and stings? Internettles."