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Joke of the Day
"What cologne do engineers wear? Elon's musk"
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"Kid: But dad I don't want to go to Australia. Dad: Shut and keep digging"
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"I want to open up a toupee shop. So when someone questions themselves about buying one, I can say, ""toupee or not toupee? That is the question."""
"How was Rome split in half? With a pair of Caesars..."
"""How often do you exercise?"" About 3 to 4 times a week. ""Be honest."" 2003."
"What do you call a piece of toast on the ceiling? An Ethiopian rave."