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Joke of the Day

"There were 5 peanuts walking down the street... ...and one was assaulted...peanut."

"I'm not sure about you guys, but I'm pretty sure if she can sell seashells by the sea shore, she also has pretty big boobs."

"What do black people get after death? Nigger mortis"

"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the pizza before it was cool."

"I like when the ending credits show pictures from the episode I just watched. What a fun trip down memory lane."

"Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer? It had freed up one GB of space."

"If you have to do more than 3 takes when taking a picture of yourself, it's not the angle or the lighting. It's you. You're ugly."

"How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. But it takes 5 episodes."

"Two fish are in a tank One turns to the other and asks, ""Do you know how to drive this?"""

"How much longer? Did you bring any snacks? They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet? - me watching my kids Christmas pageant"