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Joke of the Day

"I want to open up a toupee shop. So when someone questions themselves about buying one, I can say, ""toupee or not toupee? That is the question."""

"What do you call a herd of cows masturbating? Beef strokin' off.(NSFW)"

"Just took one of those ""Which Movie Character Are You?"" quizzes and found out I'm the plastic bag from American Beauty."

"Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler? Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai."

"What did the Mexican prostitute give to the donkey after the show? Jorge."

"Where is the best place to find hot grills? A barbecue"

"Fox is good on Final Destination... but Fountain of Dreams is where he shines."

"Christopher Nolan and Leo Dicaprio walk into a bar and then they walk into another one"

"What do you call a girl with one leg. Eileen."

"The difference between Jazz Hands and Blues Hands... The number of fingers and where you tell people to put them."