125868
Joke of the Day
"Dark humor is like food... Not everyone get it..."
Next Joke
"Jesus walks into a bar and says ""I'll just have water"""
"A Mexican magician says that he can disappear on the count of three Uno Dos ...POOF He disappeared without a tres"
"Whats the difference between illegal and unlawful? One is against the law and the other is a sick bird"
"What do you call a stealthy gay guy? A fruit Ninja"
"How is sex like putting on a belt? If it's not tight enough, move on to the next hole."
"What is the first thing Trump will do when is the President Build a wall around the White House and make all the visitors pay for it!"
"I took my child to work almost ten months ago, people. Is there seriously not a Take Your Child Back Home Day?"
"Spoiler alert for the lady in this line, repeatedly asking her newborn 'what's wrong?' Its not gonna answer ya."
"My wife told me I had to choose My wife walked in and told me I had to choose. Her or reddit.... I'm sure going to miss her."