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Joke of the Day
"Dark humor is like food... Not everyone get it..."
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"What do you call... two black guys who are fighting over a watermel.... Goddamit billy go fuck your sister in another room, pa is trying to tell a joke."
"Do you know why I love working out? Because I always feel like a weight has been lifted."
"It's not that I don't care about the environment, it's just your fabric grocery bag doesn't match my outfit."
"What do you call a naughty football joke? An offensive line"
"""I think that kid's a robot"" What? ""Look at his mouth"" Relax they're just braces *backs away slowly* ""That's exactly what a robot would say"""
"Man creates taser for sheep What happens next will SHOCK ewe!"
"Did you hear of the old man that died while masturbating? He had a stroke."
"Start with the answer. What's an easy way to ruin a good joke?"
"My dentist reminded me of my wife's sensitive gag reflex. We laughed & laughed. Then I remembered that my wife & I have different dentists."