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Joke of the Day
"How was Rome split in half? With a pair of Caesars..."
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"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through something so small?"
"I got tired of our restroom smelling like other people's crap so I placed a chunk of mine behind the hot air vent."
"What's the difference between you and an egg? An egg gets laid."
"I love my ribcage. It is very close to my heart."
"What's Michael J. Fox's favorite drink? a milkshake"
"Why does the Mexican guy takes xanax? For hispanic attacks..."
"I hope when they find the cure for cancer it's gluten free otherwise no thanks"
"Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens."
"*Bruno Mars on the radio* Wife: Would you catch a grenade for me? Brain: Just say, YES! Me: Has the pin been pulled? Brain: Idiot!"