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Joke of the Day

"""How often do you exercise?"" About 3 to 4 times a week. ""Be honest."" 2003."

"Love must not be a very good student... Because Love isn't always on time."

"What's a pedophile's favorite shoe? White vans"

"Why couldn't the fortune teller fit into her shirt? Because she's a medium"

"What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard."

"A man was at a Christmas party in San Bernardino ... Everyone was on their best behavior, so when the man spilled his drink, he said ""shoot."""

"Knock Knock. Who's there? No, he's on first. **I totally just thought of this, where do I go to collect my money?** *Edit: spelling"

"Congratulations to Snooki who gave birth today to a baby boy... 5 NJ High School rings, 2 condoms, and 12 press on nails."

"No one's laugh sounds like ""bwahahaha."" NO one."

"Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4 what is 4+4? Pupil: That's not fair! You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!"