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Joke of the Day
"I have a friend that's addicted to brake fluid. But he says he can stop anytime."
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"What do gay horses eat? Horse Dick"
"Why does Peter Pan always fly? Because he Neverlands! You're welcome."
"I got arrested for punching this guy at a new years eve party..... when you hear an Arab counting down from ten your instincts kick in."
"How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS? Skin color."
"Dentists' offices only come in two layouts: ""open-floor concept Smarthome with a medical twist!"" or ""design attained perfection in 1964"""
"There was once a cat on Mars But Curiosity killed the cat"
"I would like a warm hound please ""Excuse me?"" A flaming puppy ""..."" Fire canine ""Do you want a hot dog, ma'am?"" Yes. A scorching pooch"
"How can you tell if a hippie has been at your house? He's still there."
"Why do Mexicans cross the border alone? Because there can only be Juan."