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Joke of the Day
"What's the hardest part to eat of a vegetable? The wheelchair"
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"""I'm cold"" - a talking ice cube or a woman"
"Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint :)"
"<enter password> ikilledaman <password must contain a number> *7 hours later* ikilled2men"
"Do you know why I pulled you over? ""Yes, because I was driving a motorized toilet."" I meant this time ""Oh. No."" Please step out of the oven."
"Curiosity has killed my cat.... At least I think it did. I mistook Schrodinger's box for my cat carrier when I threw the squeaky-catnip-mouse toy in..."
"I go hours without using the restroom just so I can let out a huge orgasmic moan when I start to pee & scare other women in the ladies room."
"Bill Gates is donating $10Billion to help children everywhere get vaccinations. ...But you know they're just gonna spend it on booze."
"The theme song for my sex life is ""With or Without You."""
"Insult Joke P1: Why did the chicken cross the road? P2: Why? P1: To get to the little bitch's house. P1: Knock knock P1: Who's there? P2: The chicken"