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Joke of the Day

"What's the hardest part to eat of a vegetable? The wheelchair"

"The only thing that stands between you and your goal is **Internet**"

"*hates you so much replaces everything and everyone you love with a cat* even if you already have a cat, *replaces it with a worse cat*"

"You play World of Warcraft AND Leage of Legends? Wow, lol."

"I was going to tell a joke about anal... ...but fuck it"

"Did you hear about the Ramen warehouse that burned down? Dozens of dollars worth of Ramen was lost."

"How do you describe Neapolitan ice cream to someone? Your two favorite flavors plus strawberry"

"In china, tried Donkey meat yesterday.... It tasted like ass."

"What do Nicki Minaj and the Philadelphia police department have in common? Reclaiming black bodies."

"Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday? Because people kept toasting him!"