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Joke of the Day

"A young couple are in the middle of an argument... Man: ""Yeah well, your hemorrhoids are disgusting!"" Woman: ""At least they stay out of my asshole!"""

"Sorry I unfollowed you on Instagram, but you take at least 10 pics of your face everyday. I don't even look at my wife that much."

"[OC] Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur? They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto."

"Out in public, my husband and I only argue using whale sounds, so it's actually a very calm and soothing experience for people around us."

"I'll never forget the cooking time for my supermarket brand spaghetti... 9-11 minutes"

"woman vs Food would be a very boring show where she gazes wistfully at the dessert menu and sighs."

"A man was marched to an atm, and made to take out $300. Thats the last time he forgot his wifes birthday."

"How can you know that you are insecure about what other people think of your post? [deleted]"

"What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day? SINGLE."

"How much does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer"