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Joke of the Day
"What type of shoes does a ninja wear? Sneakers."
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"What should vegetarians eat for protein? Meat."
"What disease do donkey's get from eating too much fast food? Aspergers.."
"So I decided to buy nineteen dollars worth of white guilt the other day... ...or as other people call it Twelve Years A Slave."
"We have a local weatherman who often forecasts ""changeable skies."" He makes a lot of money to make that call."
"If I could have sex with any historical figure it would be Marie Antoinette. I hear she gives good head."
"Today, I had sex for 1 hour and 30 seconds Thank you Daylight Savings Time!"
"At a wedding where the minister told everyone to stand next to the person who makes life worth living. The bartender was almost trampled."
"I painted my computer black so it would run faster... Now it doesn't work."
"Why are you breaking up with me? ""You treat your dog like a baby. It's weird"" Shh *puts hands over dog's ears* he's 26 months he understands"