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Joke of the Day

"We have a local weatherman who often forecasts ""changeable skies."" He makes a lot of money to make that call."

"Ten times two is the same as eleven times two Ten times two is twenty Andersen times two is twenty, too"

"My friend wants to carve a Venus statue from a tree. That seems like it would take a while, woodentit?"

"Did you hear about the farmer who tried to be a stand up comedian? His jokes weren't dairy funny."

"What does a french sheep say? Ca ba?"

"What kind of pistol should you use to shoot a bear? The one with the smallest barrel. It hurts the least when the bear shoves it up your ass."

"astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day"

"Did you know that the Queen of England is a casual gamer? From what I hear, she mostly plays Nintendo games. So, would you call this proper use of the royal Wii?"

"Gramma gramma gramma gramma gramma chameleon she's old and cold she's old and coooooold"

"I'm opening up a restaurant called: I Don't Care, Where Do You Wanna Go?"