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Joke of the Day

"So I decided to buy nineteen dollars worth of white guilt the other day... ...or as other people call it Twelve Years A Slave."

"What if birds have tiny human-like ears underneath their feathers? That's certainly something to think about, but not during sex."

"What's the opposite of pro? Con. So what's the opposite of progress?"

"Maybe if women would quit playing games they'd worry less about competition"

"I don't need a tat to look hard. Just a pic of your mom..."

"If you only see one movie this summer, maybe see more movies, they're great!"

"Why do fish swim in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze"

"Rest areas are weird. The guy in the stall next to me has four feet."

"A cop pulls over a redneck The cop asks ""Got any ID?"" The redneck scratches his head, "" 'bout what?"""

"What's green, has a cape, and flies? Super Pickle!"