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Joke of the Day

"What disease do donkey's get from eating too much fast food? Aspergers.."

"Three stages of a man's life . . . . . Want to stand up Want to stand up Want to stand up"

"It sucks to be a dick.. A dick has a sad life. His hair is a mess; his family is nuts; his next-door neighbor is an asshole; his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him habitually."

"What did the german with food allergies say? Gluten Nacht"

"First Jon Stewart retires, then Brian Williams gets suspended. What's happening to fake news?"

"What do you call a play about a dictionary? A pun!"

"Why doesn't George R.R. Martin have Twitter? Because he would just kill off all 140 characters."

"What is the volume of pizza? Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius^2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza."

"What did the Nazi Police Officer Give to the Schoolchildren? SWAT Sticka's!"

"Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cabinet."