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Joke of the Day

"I'm not sure what the first church on the moon will look like... But I'm sure the mass will be the same."

"What is a drug? A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper."

"I don't think a lion would play golf But a Tiger Wood"

"How do Indian chiefs send messages? By teepee-mail!"

"What do you call a deer with no eyes no eye deer (i'll see myself out)"

"My doctor told me I have the vitals of someone half my age. I have no idea how he found out, but now I'll have to kill him too."

"A fat man complained to a doctor that obesity runs in the family The doctor replied: It's not obesity that runs in the family, it's that no one runs in your family."

"A young blonde, leaving home for a one week visit to New York, was told by her mother to put on clean socks every day. By the end of the week she couldn't get her shoes on."

"What do you call alcohol in a birdbath? Tequila Mockingbird!"

"I think OJ Simpson should be on Dancing with the Stars... I have a funny feeling he really knows how to cut a rug."