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Joke of the Day

"the moon is a man because if it were a woman... We would have blood moons once a month."

"I was gonna play Zelda via online emulator, but didn't wanna close the site I was on... ...so I clicked ""open Link in New Tab""."

"Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife is dead."

"Teacher: in this class you should love logarithms. Student: what if they don't reciprocate? Sorry for the bad math joke... but it was just too good."

"Why is it the worst for Stevie Wonder when stopped by the police? He doesn't know why they're beating him to death"

"What's Forrest Gump's Facebook password? 1forrest1"

"i'm working on a porn filtering app that would show only vanilla porn... but I can't work out the kinks"

"My whole family loves iron It runs in our blood."

"""Ok, so you love kids and a clean house? Really, you don't drink but you like to drive?"" Me, interviewing the perfect sister wife"

"Some say Blair Walsh tried to commit suicide... ...but it went wide left. Being a Vikings fan is painful"