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Joke of the Day

"I was gonna play Zelda via online emulator, but didn't wanna close the site I was on... ...so I clicked ""open Link in New Tab""."

"So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem? comes out of nowhere."

"It is Canadian Thanksgiving this weekend ...and I'm just thankful that I'll have ebola turkey soup and not ebola the deadly disease."

"Why was the policeman sent to talk to a bunch of crows? Because someone said there was a ""murder""."

"Me: do you want to hear what happened to the last guy who threatened me? Bumper cars operator: i meant your time is up, like for the ride"

"Did you know that Iceland... ...is only one sea away from Ireland?"

"What is a caterpillar's biggest fear? A dogerpillar."

"The mechanic has informed me that the shrieking sound I hear in my car on my way to work is apparently me."

"How many clergymen does it take to screw a lightbulb? Amen."

"When going to a furry convention... Everyone is game."