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Joke of the Day

"I was gonna play Zelda via online emulator, but didn't wanna close the site I was on... ...so I clicked ""open Link in New Tab""."

"DOING NF NOW! ign OpticVpredz [x1] [xboxone]"

"""I guess I didn't get my birthday wish."" ""How do you know?"" ""You're still here!"""

"My Jewish friend reviewed Auschwitz on Tripadvisor. He gave it one star."

"I have a bad habit of starting things and never finishing them. Let's all be thankful I'm not a surgeon."

"""Make it look like I live in a Cheesecake Factory."" - NBA players to their interior designers"

"[spelling bee] Your word is 'mnemonic' ""Can you use it in a sentence?"" Memory Needs Every Method Of Nurturing Its Capacity"

"What do toy trains and boobs have in common? They were both designed for the kids but it's the dad that ends up playing with them."

"""Come reckon with me bro."" -Force"

"Why did the crab jump out of the water? Because the SeaWeed.."