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Joke of the Day

"Teacher: in this class you should love logarithms. Student: what if they don't reciprocate? Sorry for the bad math joke... but it was just too good."

"What was wrong with Han Solo's ""Hanburgers""? They were really Chewie!"

"Holocaust joke How do you get a jewish woman's number? You roll up her sleeve."

"Bathroom Break A client told me she had to cut our meeting short to go to the bathroom.... she was full of shit."

"Sir, I cannot take you seriously. You're wearing capris. Capris. CAPRIS."

"QUESTION: What is honeymoon? ANSWER: That brief span of time between ""I do"" and ""You'd better!"""

"Confucius Say Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time"

"[Game of Thrones] How do Littlefinger's prostitutes get in & out of the brothel? Hodor."

"What do you call a blind trig function? Se-cant."

"Does anyone else have a girlfriend great enough to tell them that they have herpes? Well, me neither"