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Joke of the Day

"What does a Stripper do with her asshole before she goes to work? She drops him off at band practice."

"Is there anything better than a good ol pat on the back.. to help you get out that last stubborn turd lodged up your sphincter?"

"Why did the Broncos wear white jerseys in Super Bowl 50? Because it's hard to catch a white bronco in California."

"LHC (Large Hadron Collider) When LHC discovered Higgs Boson, it literally became deus ex machina."

"If someone is born deaf and dumb, blind, has no arms or legs.... Can we actually call him a piece of meat?"

"A man went to the zoo. All they had to exhibit was a dog. It was a shih tzu."

"Atilla the Hun, Adolf Hitler and a lawyer are stranded with you on a island ... - and you have a gun with only 2 bullets, who do you shoot? -- The lawyer twice."

"""Pistorius"" sounds like a spell Harry Potter would use to make someone's legs disappear That's a Frankie Boyle joke"

"The UK is leaving the EU and because of that, Scotland is moving for another Independence Referendum... So the english are going to get away scot free!"

"They opened a Tempura Shelter in my town It's for lightly battered women"