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Joke of the Day

"i'm working on a porn filtering app that would show only vanilla porn... but I can't work out the kinks"

"How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. That's the oldest pun in The Book."

"Why are pilots so honest? Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. ""We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."""

"What happened when the Italian chef died? He pasta away"

"Has legs, but don't walk... has feathers but it is not a chicken... What it is? A dead horse with a duster in his ass"

"Friend: I'm surprised to see you eating a salad. Me: *empties bag of chocolate chips over it*"

"What's a caterpillar afraid of? A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the ~~worst~~ best joke I've ever heard)"

"""Oh, beautiful. Just perfect. I wonder if I'll be able to control myself... aaaand they're gone."" - Me with Thin Mints, and women."

"What's the difference between Donald Trump and Hitler Hitler had supporters."

"Lazlo's Chinese relativity axiom No matter how great your triumphs or how tragic your defeats-approximately one billion Chinese couldn't care less,"