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"Bird flu epidemic or pun?"
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"Guns don't kill people... ...bullets do."
"A little boy wrote a letter to Santa stating he wanted a little sister The next day he got a letter from santa saying: Ok send me your mother"
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"An excerpt from my self help book, ""How to Get Rich Quick"" Chapter 1: Write a self help book about how to get rich quick The End"
"How do the Chinese select their baby names? They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang"
"A man walks into an apple store and...... farts every one is really angry and there all shouting so he says it's not my fault you don't have windows"
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"How many redditors it takes to change a lightbulb? [OC] It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this."