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Joke of the Day

"An excerpt from my self help book, ""How to Get Rich Quick"" Chapter 1: Write a self help book about how to get rich quick The End"

"What's the difference between a nurse and a nun? A nun only serves one God."

"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He tried to drink tea before it was cool."

"What did the vampire say to his girlfriend at school? See you next period!"

"What should you do if you see a spaceman? Park in it, man."

"Role playing is fun, but I'm starting to wonder why my girlfriend will only let me dress up as my brother Randy."

"hey ther delilah wats it like in gotham city is the joker stil in jail-- sory-- i mean-- u look so prety yes u do batman is not as cool as u"

"I bought a Cosmo magazine that said ""Best Sex Ever!"" All I got was a bunch of papercuts."

"What happens if Santa lost his balls He doesn t sing jingle bells anymore"

"M: I rear-ended some girl today W: Oh how much damage to her car M: Car?"