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Joke of the Day

"I really don't understand why people think mayweather is so great I'd much rather have June weather"

"Waiter there's a dead fly in my soup! Yes sir it's the hot water that kills them."

"What does the high elves call Gandalf? Methrandir"

"What do gamers make for New Years? A New Years RESOLUTION"

"Romanian is not actually a nationality It's a profession."

"What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? A thought."

"Interviewer: Why did you Leave your last job? Candidate: The Company Shifted Their Office & Didn't Tell me where it is....!!"

"What do French pupils say after finishing their school dinners ? Mercy !"

"I just opened an email from the vet wishing my dog a happy birthday. I replied asking them to call her because she can't read."

"I still miss my ex-girlfriend occasionally Sometimes I'll get to my hiding spot outside her bedroom window just minutes after she's left"