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Joke of the Day

"How do the Chinese select their baby names? They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang"

"My attempt at a Mitch Hedberg joke ""Why are people always having their pizzas delivered? Just order them without liver."""

"What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals? A good Friday"

"I wish I'd worked to learn another language. Only so I'd be more believable when I use language barriers as an excuse to not talk to people"

"I saw a Trump supporter getting jumped by 6 guys yesterday, I knew I had to do something. So I jumped in. He had no chance against 7 of us."

"What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? Dam!"

"What is Nemo's favorite drink? Nemonade"

"Did you hear about the scarecrow that got promoted? He was outstanding in his field..."

"A Girl on Twitter, finally gave birth,Now she's been tweeting her baby pics every 20min & Makes me feel I am raising her child with my Data"

"I am having an out of money experience."