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Joke of the Day

"How many redditors it takes to change a lightbulb? [OC] It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this."

"I know Blatters are usually full of pee... but Sepp Blatter is full of shit."

"A ninja is like a fart They are both silent, but deadly."

"You know which presidential candidate in 2020 will have the hardest time? Tom Cotton. Having to tell black people to ""Pick Cotton!"" in 2020."

"My wife treats me like an idol she feeds me burnt offerings"

"For Sale: Complete Set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 Volumes Excellent condition. $ 1000 ONO. No longer needed. Got married last week. Wife knows fucking everything."

"How did the farmer find his wife? He tractor down."

"If you accidentally drop a roll of toilet paper while sitting down, it will roll approximately 65 feet away from you. Science."

"Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have."

"If burglars broke into my apt, they'd look around, shake their heads and leave me some cash with a note that says 'get yourself some shit!'"