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Joke of the Day
"""BE YOURSELF!"" is about the worst advice you can give to some people."
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"When I play poker, it turns out a lot like when I poop when there's no toilet paper... I get shit hands"
"Whenever a waiter asks, ""Do you want to hear about our specials?"", push the menu aside and softly whisper, ""I want to hear about you."""
"FRIEND: haha she's so cutesay it for him honey HER TODDLER: the moon is cheeeeese ME: well what have we here, a tiny liar"
"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing, they're stuck up cunts."
"Mexican Word of the Day... Ebola ""Today he went bowling and ebola perfect game!"""
"[DOG MAGICIAN] think of a color, any color...is it...gray? [OTHER DOG] oh my GOD"
"HOLD YOUR HORSES. Love your horses. Remind your horses everyday how much you love them. Feed your horses."
"What did the chinese guy say to the mongoose? Bing fwong dong 9/11"
"What's the leader of north korea's wife wear when she's not in the mood? a Kimono"