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Joke of the Day
"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing, they're stuck up cunts."
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"Plastic silverware: because the only thing I hate more than poisoning the environment is washing dishes."
"Have you heard my unemployment joke? Yeah, it needs a little work."
"When I date single moms, I tell the kids ""I'm just trying to fill the hole left by your father;"
"STAGES OF WORKING FROM HOME - Yay I get to work from home - It would be nice to talk to people - I hope that pigeon sits in the window today"
"Love how they call info pamphlets ""literature."" Like the opening line is gunna be, ""It was the best of HPV, it was the worst of HPV."""
"How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. The hard part is getting them into the light bulb."
"Why does Santa deliver all the presents Because it's for a good clause"
"[guy wearing a ski mask holds a gun to my head] ""please go skiing with me I am so alone"""
"i like how at the end of old movies it says the end' so you arent horrorstruck by the thought of a fictional universe persisting unobserved"