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Joke of the Day

"My biggest fear is dying in a car accident that doesn't totally destroy my phone"

"What's the difference between a toilet and a sink? Titanic didn't toilet."

"My dog's pissed cos I buy him Senior food. He won't admit he's older now. So I scratch out the ""i"" on each can & tell him it's Mexican food."

"Sometimes I gaze upwards at the endless stars that populate the sky and realize how small I truly am. I should get one of those pumps."

"I think Jesus is black. Because he's supposed to be our father and hasn't come back yet."

"In addition to Billie Chin and little Sammy Chong, there is another character in Carl Douglas's ""Kung Fu Fighting."" Expert Tai Ming."

"Why is pinocchio so good in the bedroom? He nose what he's doing"

"Funny Joke PF debate"

"People who wait 3 hours to respond to a text ""LOL"" should be punched in the neck. Your not fooling anybody. You weren't LOLing that long."

"My 5-year-old blames me when things go wrong and takes all the credit when they go right. She'll be a CEO someday."