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Joke of the Day
"What's the leader of north korea's wife wear when she's not in the mood? a Kimono"
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"Sausage jokes are bad... But German sausage jokes are the wurst"
"MY HOT WIFE: want to go down on me? [three minutes later] *riding my wife down the water slide* YEAHHHH"
"I used to think the brain was the most interesting part of the body. Then I realized what was telling me that."
"The world does not revolve around you, it revolves around the sun...which shines out my ass."
"Pokemon go has made Reddit into a fangirl. But oh my gosh i must catch em all"
"All those years of getting horrible elementary school pictures was just society's way of preparing you for your driver's license photo."
"What do the Irish hate more than potatoes? No potatoes."
"A hippie just used ""dude"" in so many different contexts while talking to me I had to translate using my Brosetta Stone."
"Hub: You ready to go? Me: In a minute, I'm beating the kids. [Cut to me just decimating the kids at Mario Kart]"